karl Marx

I am currently doing an English project on Karl Marx and I'll tell you what-this guy is fucking crazy! absolutely brilliant, but crazy, and his writings are nigh unreadable. I read Marx for beginners, and i still barely understand a word he wrote! does any one understand this guy?

ATTENTION!

my good friend salaboy123 has started a blog. I commandeth thee to check it out!

In the common tongue: for those people who read my blog (if any) check this out.

salaboy123.wordpress.com

Ergonomics

it shits me it does. Today in science we were using the computers in one of the classrooms, and there was a conveniently placed pole right next to my leg, so that whenever i swung my leg inwards, i hit the poll. However, i can't complain next to my friend salaboy, who had a pole right in between his legs. Come ON! if your going to design a mother-fucking room, then at least design it so i don't have to bang my leg into a mother fucking pole! I'll give those architects what-for.

MacBook Air

Now im sure many of you have heard about the MacBook Air, this revolutionary computer that can fit in side a parcel, bla bla bla, etc, etc.

NEWSFLASH: the MacBook Air is gimmicky. gimmicky, by definition, is something that is cool, but completely useless. an example of which is the MacBook Air.

First of all, it has no disk drive, and only one USB port, causing much frustration.

Second of all, the operating system probably takes up most of the space on the hard drive. something that small probably has less memory then my computer. and thats saying something.

Finally, what are the practical applications? all the slimness makes it completely useless.

Great achievements, Mac!

Cruel and heartless things to do to people

Me and my mates thought of the following cruel, heartless and generally evil things to do to people when we were bored in class:

tie a fat person to a tree via a neck chain, and then put a donut(soft drink, etc) in front of them, just out of reach.

Put the 'employees benefit package' in the middle of a minefield.

and several other cruel things that involve extreme pain, burning and stuff like that.

EVE online

After two-fucking-days of attempted downloading, i have managed to download EVE-online. (FYI: its a space ship mmorpg). I finally get the game fucking installed. It then takes me 3 fucking hours of shitty internet and buggy game to get my character done, and then when i finally get into the fucking game, it lags like its on fucking dial-up! I mean JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! i will not spend 2 fucking days getting a game to have it lag that fucking badly! How the fuck am I supposed to deal with pirates shooting the fuck out of my ship when my mouse lags like an elephant with dementia? HOW!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!! UGH!!!! Its like everything on the fucking planet is trying to stop me from playing this game! I probably used a month of downloads to get it, then the amount of bandwidth i have to use is just fucking stupid! This is seriously fucking getting on my nerves.

Offensive Language

If you were offended in any way, well........




STFU NOOB!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!11!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!

Modern Art

Modern art. What can i say?

Well put it this way. If i wanted a piece of scrap metal thats been polished, i would go to the fucking junkyard. I mean honestly! How can it be art! You cannot call a stripe on a canvas art. you cannot call a mixture of colors that someone threw on a board art. You cannot call a scrap of shiny metal art!

And art critics; there isn't any fucking meaning to a stripe on a canvas, a mixture of random colors, or a piece of scrap metal!

Who started modern art any??!?!??1??!???!?!?!??!?!/1/1??!/!/!?!?!/?1?/1?!?!?

Cynicism

look at this website. pay special attention to no. 587-its my basic argument against feminism

http://www.i-cynic.com/things.asp

Cynicism

I had a perfectly wonderful night. This wasn't it.

Heat

Jesus Christ its hot today- and not just hot, but 40-fucking-2-degrees! In autumn!

outrage aside, this is a problem. I have no doubt that its global warming thats causing this heat wave- fro you non-believers, your idiots. For people who realise that its true, help do something!

outragous tuckshop prices

I went to the school tuckshop today to find out that they had again raised the prices of the kit kats-too 2-fucking-20! i mean jesus fucking christ! its cheaper at my milkbar!

COD 4 modding tools

I am seriously pissed off. This week infinity ward released modding tools for call of duty 4, and are having a competition for who can make the best multiplayer map for the game. I was quite excited-map creation for any game is what i love best. however, i went today to get the modding tools of the website, only to find that they are PC-only. And that really shits me. i mean whats the pint in getting fucking mod tools when only people with PCs can use them? I mean come the fuck on! their are at least over a million people with the game on PS3, and they can't make a map, because they'll have to go to the fucking store, by the fucking game, install it, and never fucking use it! I mean, what the fuck! If your going to do something this fucking big, at least give it to everyone who has the game! Come the fuck on infinity ward! make a version for PS3! it isn't that fucking hard!

The 'Holy' crusade

One of the many things that shits me about medievil christians is the third crusade. When the christians tok cities in the holy land, they broke many laws. The commited adultery, raped, pillaged and burnt, but they got away with it, becuase it was in the name of god. What the fuck is up with that?

Updates to enemies list

Here are the top five people/concepts/ideas on my enemies list

1. People who go over the walkway at traffic lights, in a pointless attempt to get over quickly. (I have a crossing were people constantly do thid not far from me)
2. The Paparazi (Lets concoct more lies and pass them of as facts!)
3. Christians (Not the individuals, unless there ultra-pious, but the concept, the witch burnings and the general mistreatment of women.
4. Feminists
5. My computer(7 years old, and still pissing me off)

The Age

The AGE website is giving me the shits right know. I go their to look up articles for a project, and guess what? they charge money to read the fucking articles! I mean come the fuck on! the charge more for an article then the entire fucking newspaper! Cheap Bastards (no pun intended)

If you want to see the outrage go to www.theage.com.au

Type in something you want to search for, and wait for the outrage to appear

Enemies List

The following people/persons have angered me enough to reach an enemies list.

-The entire cast and crew of bratz
-dettol
-the entire fucking english faculty (nothing against the people, more the concept)
-Macintosh
-Helen of troy(movie)
-homophobes
-people who are sexist (feminists and chauvinists)
-pious christians
etc.

Feminists

I have a bone too pick with feminists. Personally, i am highly supportive of women's rights, but feminists really shit me.

Firstly, and mainly, the think all men are chauvinistic pigs. This is not true. Many men are quite nice to women. Feminists, get we are not out to get you! Get this into your heads!

Second of all, they seem to like the double-standard. For those of you who don't know, this is means one set of rules for one person, and a different set for another. It seems to me, that feminists are aloud to have their all-women group, but when men start a guys only group, they'll come down on you like a fucking tonne of bricks. So much for equal rights.

I'd like to give any feminists reading this page a message: NOT ALL MEN ARE FUCKING SEXIST! in fact, your the sexist ones!

I hope you enjoyed this article. (unless your a feminists, then I hope you've learnt a lesson)

The Medievil Church

Something that really shits me happened today. I walked into my classroom and saw that the year eights were studying the medievil church, and this really set me off. Not because I'm a christian (that'll happen when hell freezes over) but becuase its my favourite subject, and i never got to do it in yr. 8, because i had the to worst teachers in the school. This set me in a bad mood for quite a while and made everyone else suffer from hearing my ranting. I hope my SOSE teachers are happy.

Thanks for (not) listening

Nerds

You know what really grinds my gears? people who use the words 'nerd' and 'gay' as deregotary words. Nerds are segregated into a group and bullied because they enjoy different things. This is called prejudice, and it is petty to discriminate against people because there intelligent, play video games, etc.

People who use the word 'gay' as a dereogatory word are just as bad, if not worse. Homosexuals have not been persecuted for thousands of years to have the word most commonly used to describe them used as an insult, especially just as people were beginning to accept them.

Please heed my words and apply them two your daily life.

Fact busting

It is a common circulating fact that month, silver, sporange and purple. The people who propagate this fact are wrong. Here are some rhyming words:

• Hunth- a hundred thousand
• Chilver-a female lamb
• Sporange-a varinat of sporangium
• hirple-to limp

Take that, book of useless information!

Dogs vs. cats

Which is better, a dog or a cat? lets compare them.

Dog

• Loving
• Forgiving
• Loyal
• Cute (mostly)

Cat

• Have a personlity
• Are evil and twisted
• Bring dead animals two me (if i wanted a dead bird, i would've poisened their drinking fountain)
• can hate or like you
• only cute at birth

This is why i like dogs.

Comment of the day

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Christianity

I am torn between love and hate with christians. On a personal basis, I have nothing against most christians. I find them to be generally nice people. In a group or on a global scale, it really shits me.

Reasons why I think Christianity is stupid

• Christianity's views on women, although nowadays, they aren't too bad, but back in medievil times they were well, medievil.
  
• They used to burn women for being witches. Everyone knows this, but the way the found supposed 'witches' is just evil. The witch hunters had a pen, that when pressed into the skin, would supposedly sink into the skin and find the mark of the devil. In reality, the nib went inside the pen, so people thought it [the pen] had found the mark, but really it was just an excuse to burn the women.
• They hit and beat the women.
• Women had no freedom of speech-women could get punished for scolding there husbands, even if it was true.
  

These are but some of the problems i find with Christianity.

Cool things to do on AOMx

On age of mythology:

Get the tartarian gate power, and open it in your enemies base. They can't destory the gate, because it's yours, and the beasts kill them.

Comment of the Day

Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. then, by the time you insult them, your a mile away, and have a free pair of shoes.

Brontosaurus-It doesn't fucking exist!

you know what really grinds my gears? The name brontosaurus. I would just like to make a point to all none-dinosaur geeks. BRONTOSAURUS DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

When Charles Oneil Marsh and Edward Drinker Cope had their massive fossil race, the both discovered the same dinosaur, at different times, and name them different things. One of these names is Brontosaurus. When the similiarities were discovered, the dinosaur was named apatosaurus, not brontosaurus. Brontosaurus doesn't exist!

One exception however, is in the latest version of king kong. The large herbivorous dinosaurs ARE brontosaurs, but being on the island for 65 million years mutated them into a new sub-species.

Please adhere to these facts, or I will not be responsible for my actions.

Things that COULD be cool

Every week i will try and write down at least one thing that COULD be cool.
However, there generally quite heartless. Here are two of them.

I maintain a great interest in genetics. I think it would be 'interesting' to try and create a sperm with 46 chromosomes. normally, a sperm only contains 23 chromosomes, and the egg has 23 chromosomes, which form an embryo. if a sperm with 46 chromosomes combined with an egg (I can't stress the word IF enough) it would (most likely) be a miscarriage. If not, then who knows what the offspring would be like.

I would be interesting to inject caustic soda (pH 14) into someone's stomach, where it mixes with the stomach acid (pH 1.5) and would create a bigger version of the old paper-mache volcanoes, only foam would probably be streaming out of the person's mouth for at least an hour.

Find out more next week.

Problem no.1 with this world

Problem no. 1

The following views are my own, and highly opinionated. feel free to point out errors. If you have a problem with my swearing, fucking deal with it.

The nuclear energy debate

What is the problem with nuclear energy? people are so worried about having nuclear power staions near them, for fear of radiation poisoning, nuclear meltdown, etc. i have several pints to make about this.

no.1 incase people didn't already no, their is a nuclear power station in sydney. This is used to produced medical materials for treatment of cancer. i would like to note that it HASN'T FUCKING EXPLODED!

no.2 Chernobyl. Chernobyl is probably the worst nuclear disaster in history. when the chernobyl no.4 generator exploded, it spread radioactive debris over most of western europe. This raised many qusetions about the safety of nuclear energy. I would like to make several important notes.

Chernobyl was a very shoddily maintained nuclear facility in the first place. this was one of the contributing factors.

second of all, and MOST importantly, the engineers truned of the safety in order to run several tests. this was completely idiotic and is the main factor that contributed to the melt down.

This is the main reason that many people in Australia don't want nuclear power. This is were they are wrong. And here are some reasons.

Nuclear power is a clean energy source. its reliable. as for nuclear waste, theres a fucking unused desert in the middle of australia. the best storage oppurtunity. and if that doesn't work, then we could end up with cool mutants.

Of all the nuclear power plants in the world, only two have had meltdowns. The first is chernobyl, the details of which i have listed above, the other is 3 mile island, which i don't know anything about. thats TWO of the hundreds of plants that had a meltdown. the chance are astronomical.

Finally, we have massive stores of uranium in australia, why not fucking use them! sell them to other countries! use them ourselves! just do something with them instead of letting them sit there! I'm talking to you Mr. Rudd!

I hope you enjoyed (or got aggraveted) by my blog.

find out more stuff that annoys me next week!