MacBook Air

Now im sure many of you have heard about the MacBook Air, this revolutionary computer that can fit in side a parcel, bla bla bla, etc, etc.

NEWSFLASH: the MacBook Air is gimmicky. gimmicky, by definition, is something that is cool, but completely useless. an example of which is the MacBook Air.

First of all, it has no disk drive, and only one USB port, causing much frustration.

Second of all, the operating system probably takes up most of the space on the hard drive. something that small probably has less memory then my computer. and thats saying something.

Finally, what are the practical applications? all the slimness makes it completely useless.

Great achievements, Mac!

Cruel and heartless things to do to people

Me and my mates thought of the following cruel, heartless and generally evil things to do to people when we were bored in class:

tie a fat person to a tree via a neck chain, and then put a donut(soft drink, etc) in front of them, just out of reach.

Put the 'employees benefit package' in the middle of a minefield.

and several other cruel things that involve extreme pain, burning and stuff like that.

EVE online

After two-fucking-days of attempted downloading, i have managed to download EVE-online. (FYI: its a space ship mmorpg). I finally get the game fucking installed. It then takes me 3 fucking hours of shitty internet and buggy game to get my character done, and then when i finally get into the fucking game, it lags like its on fucking dial-up! I mean JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! i will not spend 2 fucking days getting a game to have it lag that fucking badly! How the fuck am I supposed to deal with pirates shooting the fuck out of my ship when my mouse lags like an elephant with dementia? HOW!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!! UGH!!!! Its like everything on the fucking planet is trying to stop me from playing this game! I probably used a month of downloads to get it, then the amount of bandwidth i have to use is just fucking stupid! This is seriously fucking getting on my nerves.

Offensive Language

If you were offended in any way, well........




STFU NOOB!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!11!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!

Modern Art

Modern art. What can i say?

Well put it this way. If i wanted a piece of scrap metal thats been polished, i would go to the fucking junkyard. I mean honestly! How can it be art! You cannot call a stripe on a canvas art. you cannot call a mixture of colors that someone threw on a board art. You cannot call a scrap of shiny metal art!

And art critics; there isn't any fucking meaning to a stripe on a canvas, a mixture of random colors, or a piece of scrap metal!

Who started modern art any??!?!??1??!???!?!?!??!?!/1/1??!/!/!?!?!/?1?/1?!?!?

Cynicism

look at this website. pay special attention to no. 587-its my basic argument against feminism

http://www.i-cynic.com/things.asp

Cynicism

I had a perfectly wonderful night. This wasn't it.

Heat

Jesus Christ its hot today- and not just hot, but 40-fucking-2-degrees! In autumn!

outrage aside, this is a problem. I have no doubt that its global warming thats causing this heat wave- fro you non-believers, your idiots. For people who realise that its true, help do something!

outragous tuckshop prices

I went to the school tuckshop today to find out that they had again raised the prices of the kit kats-too 2-fucking-20! i mean jesus fucking christ! its cheaper at my milkbar!

COD 4 modding tools

I am seriously pissed off. This week infinity ward released modding tools for call of duty 4, and are having a competition for who can make the best multiplayer map for the game. I was quite excited-map creation for any game is what i love best. however, i went today to get the modding tools of the website, only to find that they are PC-only. And that really shits me. i mean whats the pint in getting fucking mod tools when only people with PCs can use them? I mean come the fuck on! their are at least over a million people with the game on PS3, and they can't make a map, because they'll have to go to the fucking store, by the fucking game, install it, and never fucking use it! I mean, what the fuck! If your going to do something this fucking big, at least give it to everyone who has the game! Come the fuck on infinity ward! make a version for PS3! it isn't that fucking hard!

The 'Holy' crusade

One of the many things that shits me about medievil christians is the third crusade. When the christians tok cities in the holy land, they broke many laws. The commited adultery, raped, pillaged and burnt, but they got away with it, becuase it was in the name of god. What the fuck is up with that?

Updates to enemies list

Here are the top five people/concepts/ideas on my enemies list

1. People who go over the walkway at traffic lights, in a pointless attempt to get over quickly. (I have a crossing were people constantly do thid not far from me)
2. The Paparazi (Lets concoct more lies and pass them of as facts!)
3. Christians (Not the individuals, unless there ultra-pious, but the concept, the witch burnings and the general mistreatment of women.
4. Feminists
5. My computer(7 years old, and still pissing me off)

The Age

The AGE website is giving me the shits right know. I go their to look up articles for a project, and guess what? they charge money to read the fucking articles! I mean come the fuck on! the charge more for an article then the entire fucking newspaper! Cheap Bastards (no pun intended)

If you want to see the outrage go to www.theage.com.au

Type in something you want to search for, and wait for the outrage to appear

Enemies List

The following people/persons have angered me enough to reach an enemies list.

-The entire cast and crew of bratz
-dettol
-the entire fucking english faculty (nothing against the people, more the concept)
-Macintosh
-Helen of troy(movie)
-homophobes
-people who are sexist (feminists and chauvinists)
-pious christians
etc.