MacBook Air

Now im sure many of you have heard about the MacBook Air, this revolutionary computer that can fit in side a parcel, bla bla bla, etc, etc.

NEWSFLASH: the MacBook Air is gimmicky. gimmicky, by definition, is something that is cool, but completely useless. an example of which is the MacBook Air.

First of all, it has no disk drive, and only one USB port, causing much frustration.

Second of all, the operating system probably takes up most of the space on the hard drive. something that small probably has less memory then my computer. and thats saying something.

Finally, what are the practical applications? all the slimness makes it completely useless.

Great achievements, Mac!

Cruel and heartless things to do to people

Me and my mates thought of the following cruel, heartless and generally evil things to do to people when we were bored in class:

tie a fat person to a tree via a neck chain, and then put a donut(soft drink, etc) in front of them, just out of reach.

Put the 'employees benefit package' in the middle of a minefield.

and several other cruel things that involve extreme pain, burning and stuff like that.

EVE online

After two-fucking-days of attempted downloading, i have managed to download EVE-online. (FYI: its a space ship mmorpg). I finally get the game fucking installed. It then takes me 3 fucking hours of shitty internet and buggy game to get my character done, and then when i finally get into the fucking game, it lags like its on fucking dial-up! I mean JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! i will not spend 2 fucking days getting a game to have it lag that fucking badly! How the fuck am I supposed to deal with pirates shooting the fuck out of my ship when my mouse lags like an elephant with dementia? HOW!!!!!1!1!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!! UGH!!!! Its like everything on the fucking planet is trying to stop me from playing this game! I probably used a month of downloads to get it, then the amount of bandwidth i have to use is just fucking stupid! This is seriously fucking getting on my nerves.

Offensive Language

If you were offended in any way, well........




STFU NOOB!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!1!!1!!1!!11!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!111!!

Modern Art

Modern art. What can i say?

Well put it this way. If i wanted a piece of scrap metal thats been polished, i would go to the fucking junkyard. I mean honestly! How can it be art! You cannot call a stripe on a canvas art. you cannot call a mixture of colors that someone threw on a board art. You cannot call a scrap of shiny metal art!

And art critics; there isn't any fucking meaning to a stripe on a canvas, a mixture of random colors, or a piece of scrap metal!

Who started modern art any??!?!??1??!???!?!?!??!?!/1/1??!/!/!?!?!/?1?/1?!?!?

Cynicism

look at this website. pay special attention to no. 587-its my basic argument against feminism

http://www.i-cynic.com/things.asp

Cynicism

I had a perfectly wonderful night. This wasn't it.